IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU'VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY.

Join the writers of the satirical sensation The Babylon Bee as they walk you through the following ideas:

What is a MAN?
What is a WOMAN?
How to PICK YOUR GENDER
How to CHANGE GENDERS
How to RAISE WOKE THEYBIES
How to ATTRACT OTHER GENDERS
Sex vs. GENDER IDENTITY
Incredible GENDER FLAGS
Fabulous SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS
Drag queen STORY HOUR
All 437 NEW genders
AND MORE!

Every page of this guide is jam-packed with 100 percent true facts delivered through fabulous illustrations, handy infographics, and, of course, stick figures of all genders and orientations.

In The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, we'll take you on a journey to the two "original gangsta" genders-- male and female. Then, we'll show you the progressively insane slide into the increasing number of potential genders that has spiraled out of control in the last few years. We'll teach you how to pick your gender, educate you on how to tell if you're a man or a woman, and show you the limitless cornucopia of gender identities to choose from. Just don't use our incorrect pronouns--we go by Bee/Beeself.