Looking for a Christmas gift that will shock your preacher and send your dad to therapy? Want the yuletide feeling of shame with a dash of sin? Look no further than this small poetry collection designed to offend the most casual of holiday church goers. Curl up with your favorite mug of hot chocolate and reflect on patriarchy, deconstruction, doubt, and Santa Claus. This is sure to be a Christmas classic-or, perhaps, the perfect kindling for snowy nights.