It has taken years of determination, but finally Bern the Zombie has assembled the largest army of zombies that Minecraftia has ever seen. What exactly does Bern plan to do with his army? Take over the Overworld, of course! But Bern is the first to admit that most zombies aren't terribly bright. For instance, they have trouble with basic things, like knowing their left from their right. Read every hilarious misstep of Bern's quest in Adventures of a Zombie, an unofficial Minecraft chapter book diary with black-and-white illustrations.