Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Portuguese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:

- Cool slang

- Funny insults

- Explicit sex terms

- Raw swear words

Dirty Portuguese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Brazil:

What's up? -- Tudo bem?

Are those fake boobs? -- Voc tem silicone no peito?

I need to take a piss. -- Preciso mijar.

That goalie is so weak. -- Esse goleiro uma m e.

Shit's about to go down -- O coro vai comer

I'm smashed. -- T bebum.

Let's fuck like animals. -- Vamos trepar como animais.