The Dirty Girls are back, saucier and sexier than ever....but are they any wiser?

Lauren is at the top of her game as a newspaper columnist--but her romantic life is a total disaster. Usnavys is still ready for action--from anyone except her husband Juan, that is--his role as stay-at-home dad bores her.

Maybe the other Dirty Girls could help Lauren and 'navy out, but they've got their own messes to deal with: Rebecca hasn't gained a pound since college (well, who would, if they had an ounce of self-control?) but now that she has a picture-perfect marriage, all that's missing is a baby; Sara may be the star of her own decorating show on TV, but her dangerous pull toward her ex-husband isn't so pretty; Amber keeps reinventing herself and doesn't want to hear that it isn't enough to make fans buy her music; and Elizabeth is discovering that a relationship with another woman takes more than bravery and a nesting instinct.

Dirty Girls on Top is about trying to figure it all out--sex, love, careers, friendship, motherhood. And, in the end, if your fingers are crossed and the planets are in alignment, having it come out just the way it should.