"Beneath wordplay, double entendres, dry sarcasm, and pop culture references is a sweet and meaningful novel about love at every stage of a relationship." -Clarion Reviews

In this In this "delicious romp through the maze of modern wedlock", Minneapolis couple James and Paula receive a wedding invitation from a mysterious cousin. This compels them to undertake a perilous quest to find the perfect wedding gift, a gift that embodies everything they believe about marriage in general, and everything they feel about their own; it must be, in fact, a Marriage Gift. First, they consult the wise people of their tribe (his family, her friend). Then, in search of this treasure, the couple must delve into that vast and and miraculous maze: the Mall. But the gift they discover is not what they expected.