Petepiece, Andy: - Andy Petepiece is a fifty-year mafia research, writing, and consulting veteran. The American Medical Association considers reading his books one of the best methods of falling asleep due to boredom. Nevertheless, Petepiece perseveres with his dream of becoming a "someone." According to his buddy group, "The Mutts," Andy cannot achieve his goal, but they pretend he might.Patti Petepiece has been Andy's partner and best friend for fifty years. She has contributed to all his books with editing and valuable research. After many decades as a highly respected and beloved nurse, Patti is enjoying her retirement with travel and many other activities with her wide circle of friends and family.